Not That Movie!!!
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Title: Not That Movie!!!
Author: Kelly J. Thompson
Category: MSR and Humor. Oh, and Dialogue
Rating: PG 13
Spoilers: None really
Disclaimer: Mr. Carter, you don't love them like I do.
So can I keep them? Okay, okay, be that way, I'll say
it already don't get your panties all in a twist! Mulder,
Scully, and any character eluded to belong to you
Mr. Carter. Now go take care of that atomic wedgie
because it must be awfully painful.
Authors Notes: This fic is dedicated to The X-Philes For
Mulder. I love you guys!!!
Feedback: Soothes my aching Mulder deprived soul.
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Not That Movie!!!
By: Kelly J. Thompson
foreverkel@zoominternet.net
" What took you so long Mulder?"
" The Videos were all picked over Scully. I couldn't find Return
To Me anywhere and believe me I tried to find it, I really did. The
girl at the last store I went to said that any movie with that David
Duchovny guy in it was in high demand right now. I wonder why?"
" For one thing Mulder, the character that David Duchovny portrays
on the TV show he stars in is getting screwed over by the producers
of said show, so I guess his fans are showing their support for him
by renting his movies. Plus, the man is drop dead gorgeous!"
" And here I thought I was the only man you lusted after."
" Mulder, I might fantasize about David Duchovny, but I love
YOU and I have mind blowing sex with YOU. So you definitely
come first in the lust department."
"And besides David Duchovny could be your twin."
"Flattery, Agent Scully will always get you some extra mind
blowing sex."
"You better believe I'll hold you to that Agent Mulder. Now
what movie did you end up renting. And it better not be
anything pornographic, cheesy, orbarbaric or I swear I'll
shoot you again."
" Ummm, well I a got um... I got...."
"... Mulderrrrrr!!...."
" I'm sorry Scully but there wasn't that much to choose from
and you know that Schwartzenegger has always been one of
my heroes and...."
"... Mulder please tell me you didn't get Terminator 2."
" Well, yes that's the one I go....."
" ... Ahhhh, not that movie!!!"
" Geez, Scully what's so bad about Terminator 2 ?"
" Remember that nightmare I had last night?"
" You mean the one about me getting abducted and you being assigned
a creepy worm of a new partner who scared the shit out of you?
Which in turn caused you to jump my bones at three in the morning.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I remember that one."
" That would be the one."
" Okay, but what does that nightmare have to do with Terminator
2 Scully?"
" Well, my creepy worm of a new partner looked amazingly like
the T-1000!"
*** WELL THAT'S THE END FOLKS ***
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Hurry back David the X-Files need you!
Additional Disclaimers: Arnold Schwartzenegger and David Duchovny
belong to themselves(Although if David would like to lend himself
to me sometime I would be all for it!). Terminator 2 and Return
To Me belong to their respective writers and producers. I own
nothing no harm intended.
David Duchovny he's the Mulder gotta love him!!!