Sad, Sorry Excuse of a Man
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Title: Sad, Sorry Excuse of a Man
Author: Kelly J. Thompson
Rating: PG-13 For language and mild violence.
Category: Dialogue with other stuff too this time. Ass
Kicking Scully. Implied MSR. Oh, and I can't forget
this, DOGGETT ABUSE!!!
Summary: Sequel to The Lies Stop Now. This time
it's Scully's turn to let Doggett have it, and boy does
she ever. And a special appearance by the world's
sexiest G-Man FOX MULDER himself.
Spoilers: Season eight, nothing specfic though (Now
I have a better reason to call these spoilers because,
this season stinks.)
Disclaimer: Why, I mean if Mulder and Scully were
Chris Carter's children they would have been placed
in protective custody by now. So, I appointed myself
foster "parent". Chris can keep Doggett being as I
would love to see him treated badly. Plus, I wouldn't
want him anyway he has the personality of a two by
four. Wait a two by four would make him multi-
dimensional. Make it a wad of gum on the bottom of
a shoe, as annoying as it is unattractive.
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Sad, Sorry Excuse of a Man
By: Kelly J. Thompson
foreverkel@zoominternet.net
Agent John Doggett walked slowly toward Dana Scully's
apartment. His conversation with A.D. Skinner in which
it was revealed to him that he had been exposed in his
capacity as a spy for the consortium had led him here. He
decided that he needed to speak with Agent Scully to see
if it was true that she had indeed found Agent Mulder.
He reached the apartment and knocked on the door. He
heard her make her way to the door and, readied himself
for the explosion the was sure to come.
Scully opened the door a crack. When she saw who it was
she immediately stepped out into the hall. Leaving the door
open a tiny bit so she could listen for Mulder.
" What the hell are you doing here? "
" Agent Scully, I had a very interesting chat with A.D.
Skinnner just a little while ago. He said that you have
found Agent Mulder. Is that true? "
" Oh, I'd say he's back where he belongs. So, I assume that
you also know that we know the truth about why you were
assigned to Mulder's case and the X-Files Agent Doggett
but, I use the term agent very loosely in your case though."
" I only did what was necessary for the survival of the
project. I meant no harm to you personally."
Scully was seething. The arrogant bastard had no right even
coming here in the first place and now, he was spouting
some bullshit about meaning her no harm. Could the slime
ball be anymore clueless; she thought.
" MEANT NO HARM TO ME PERSONALLY? OH,
THAT'S RICH. BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
YOU DID YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU HARM
MULDER. YOU HARM ME. YOU'RE FUCKING
DELUSIONAL IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE."
" Calm down, Agent Scully. No need to alarm your neighbors,
by yelling like that. Plus, think of the stress you're putting on
your baby."
Bastard, she thought throwing her pregnancy in her face like
that. He was right though she had to calm down, if not for the
baby, for Mulder who was asleep in her bedroom. Just then
she heard rustling and Mulder sounds drift through her
apartment. She took a deep breathe. Then continued.
" What do you care about my baby, huh? Does your project
need to take it away from me and, run hideous tests on IT
too? Well, I have news for you, Buddy. My baby has been
through nothing but stress because you and your cohorts
took it's father away. Putting Mulder and myself through a
living hell causes my baby stress, Asshole. Deal with it."
" We don't need your baby for anything, Agent Scully. The
baby was a parting gift of sorts. Agent Mulder needed to
be taken care of. So, it was decided that we would leave
you a part of him to pacify you a bit."
How could he just stand there looking like he had no cares
in the world? Speaking of her baby like it was some
consolation prize on some cheesy game show she thought.
" I think that the word pacify is misleading, Doggett. I think
you meant to say; to hold me back because by the time
this baby is born he would have been dead or, whatever
taken care of is supposed to mean."
" It would have worked too. I saw you slipping but, my
wife had to do the righteous thing and give you and
Skinner those fucking files. Damn bitch."
Scully couldn't take hearing these things any longer. Her
stomach coiled up in knots as thunder storms of rage ran
through her body. She wasn't aware she had even made
a fist until she felt the contact with Doggett's nose. She
wasn't sure how long she kept punching him but, she was
aware of the string of curses that were flowing out of her
mouth.
Fox Mulder bolted upright on Scully's bed. He could
hear Scully yelling at someone. Pushing his weak body out
off of the bed he made his way to the commotion. What a
sight he saw, there was his very pregnant partner beating
the hell out of who he presumed was the man responsible
for keeping Scully from finding him, her so called partner
John Doggett. If the words she was yelling were any
indication of the man's identity.
Mulder knew he had to get her to stop and calm her down.
He didn't want her to hurt herself or their baby over that
sad, sorry excuse of a man.
" Scully, Stop."
Hearing those words from Mulder brought Scully out of
her adrenaline rush. With her hands still clenched tight in
fists she dropped them to her sides. She stepped away
from Doggett and he immediately fell to the floor.
Mulder saw Scully trying to catch her breathe. He hurried
as fast as he could to her and took her trembling form into
his arms.
" Calm down, Scully, take some deep breathes. Just
remember that I'm here now and, I'm not planning on
going anywhere, Okay? "
" I know. I know. I just hate him so much that once I
threw the first punch I just couldn't stop."
They held each other until they heard a moan come from
Doggett. They had just pulled apart from each other when
Mulder noticed the blood on Scully's hands.
" Scully are you hurt? "
" No, this isn't my blood it's his."
Mulder glanced at the man who was trying to stand up.
He was a bloody mess the nose was most definitely
broken maybe even his jaw. Mulder smiled to himself
nodding his head that's my Scully he thought.
" Why don't you go clean yourself up. I'll take care of
him, Okay? "
" Mulder, you're still weak you shouldn't over exert
yourself."
" I won't, I promise. I just want to get him up and out
of here. Nothing more."
" Okay, I'll get cleaned up. But, remember your promise."
He nodded then she made her way to the bathroom. He
smiled again as he watched her waddle off. Then he
turned his attention once again to the bleeding man on the
hallway floor. He then heard Doggett mumble something
to him.
" What did you say? "
" I said, Thank you, Agent Mulder."
At this Mulder felt his adrenaline start to flow. He walked
over and grabbed Doggett by the lapels of his ruined suit
jacket. Then he pulled him off the floor and, pushed him
into a wall.
" Oh, no need to thank me Agent Dog It. I don't care if
you died right now. I just don't want Scully to be to
blame for your death. When I know for a fact you're
a walking dead man because of your major fuck up."
This said, Mulder gave Doggett one last punch in the
gut. As the beaten man slid down the wall Mulder
turned and started to walk back into Scully's apartment.
Then he turned back toward Doggett because he had
one more thing to say to him.
" Now get the fuck out of here. Before I change my
mind and have Scully come out here and finish you
off."
Doggett watched as Mulder went into the apartment and
shut the door behind him. He got up off the floor and
started to leave.
" Yes, Agent Mulder you're right I am a walking dead
man." Doggett said to himself a dead man indeed.
THE END
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THIS STORY WAS NOT BETA READ. I
APOLOGIZE FOR ANY MISTAKES I
MAY HAVE MADE.
Additional Notes: Whew! thank god I'm finished. I
just had to have Mulder get in a punch being the
Mulder Lover I am it was therapeutic and extremely
fun. I'm bad I know. Again I must state that I have
nothing against RP himself just the character he plays.
And if you can't tell them apart that's you're problem
not mine.
Thanks to David Duchovny for seven and a half
wonderful years. He will be sorely missed, hell he
already is.